His modus operandi was a trained bumblebee named Michael whom he throws at his victim. Yup. But it’s not just the fact that he’s a fashion victim that makes him truly lame. He liked his stripy yellow and red tights teamed with a red top with pink/see-through flowing sleeves. However, this dude doesn’t opt for cool gadgets or even a proper costume. Not unlike Batman or The Green Hornet insofar as he’s simply a powerless vigilante. Quality Comics (HA!) but sold to DC ComicsĬreated by Toni Blum and Charles Nicholas WTF? Who made that decision? Actually, worst of all, he wore a red bandana around his neck. Worst of all, he was introduced as part of the Justice League. His power was being able to shoot teeny sonic vibes from his hands. You know, down with the kids! A canary-yellow-parachute pant-sporting-eye-patch-wearing bag of crap. And this was DC’s attempt at being relevant. The only reason this guy was ever created is that breakdancing was big back in 1984. Lame rating: Less interesting than a sparkler at Hallowe’en.įirst Appearance: Justice League of America Annual #2 (1984) No carte blanche for you, Chris Claremont. Marvel: Hey, Chris! Give us that f’in carte blanche back. She has these fireworks that she can emit from her fingers and she’s really cool oh and… Do what you must.Ĭhris Claremont: Oh how very cool! I was just thinking about a new mutant I want to create. Marvel: Hey, Chris! You’ve been excellent. If I’ve missed any of your favourites for the title, let me know!įirst Appearance: Uncanny X-Men #244 (1989)Ĭreated by Chris Claremont and Marc Silvestri So, without further ado here’s my list of 27 of the lamest characters created in comic book history. DC has the worst reputation for creating Superheros worthy of a headdesk, but Marvel have a fair share of facepalms too. Having only pretty much recently re-found my fondness of comics, I became absolutely fascinated by the sheer genius (read: WTF?) of some of the characters that have been created over time.
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